Mohammed Burns at Midsummer Celebrations

The people of Denmark have been reacting differently after last year’s coordinated Mohammed riots, protests and boycotts over the now infamous Mohammed Cartoons.

Small protests in reaction to radical Islamists(a small percentage of the Muslim community) have been going on throughout Europe. The difference between the protests against radical Islam and protests by radical Islamists is of course the violence.

What appears to be a coordinated protest in Denmark to symbolically burn Mohammed in effigy began this weekend as part of midsummer celebrations by groups of Danes. The culmination has been the production of the video that was posted on YouTube. The Danish midsummer burning of Mohammed protest has either gone un-noticed by Swedish and Danish Newspapers or has purposely been suppressed.

The protesters begin their YouTube Video with three pages of text. They are in Danish. Below you will find the Danish text and the English Translation of that text.

The Danish protesters use the word “muhammedaner” which some people have stated is not the Politically Correct term for a person of the Islamic faith. On Danish sites we have read the argument that Christians are called Christians because they follow Christ. In “Det Danske Fredsakademi ordbog” The Danish Peace Academy Dictionary the word is defined as:

muhammedaner

Ældre forældet europæisk udtryk for muslim.
Old Ancient European expression for muslim.

The word being a legitimate historical word or not the Danish Protest was clearly not intended to be mistaken for something resembling Political Correctness.We see similar protests throughout the Islamic world on a daily basis and worse. While two wrongs do not make a right, fair is fair. We will have to see if free speech exists in Denmark or Europe for that matter.

Vi erklärer:

Sankt hans aften har altid haft

tradition for at man bränder det

onde af, i fordums tid

symboliseret ved heksen som man

påstod havde direkte forbindelse

med satan. Og hvis den ikke blev

brändt af, ville hösten ikke

komme sikkert i hus.

We declare:

On Saint Hans’ Eve it has always

been a tradition to burn the evil,

in ancient times symbolized by

the witch that they claimed had

direct connections to Satan.

And if it wasn’t burned,

the harvest wouldn’t be safely

brought into storage

Nu er der kommet en ny ondskab

ind over Europa som må lyve og

dräbe i deres påståede Guds navn.

En ondskab som udspringer fra

den såkaldte profet muhammed.

Derfor er det i vores tid ham der

symboliserer ondskaben og det er

ikke kun én höst der forsvinder,

men hele Vesteuropas fremtid der

forsvinder hvis ikke denne

ondskab bliver sendt ad

Hekkenfeldt til.

Now there is a new kind of evil

that has come in over Europe that may

lie and kill in their alleged God’s name.

An evil that springs from the

so called prophet Mohammed.

Therefor in our time it is he

who symbolizes evil and it

is not just one harvest that

will disappear, but the entire

Western Europe’s future will

disappear unless this evil is

sent to Heklafell. (eg Hell refers to the Volcano in Iceland where ancients believes Hell resided)

Derfor vil vi Sankt Hans aften

d. 23. juni 2007, 3 unavngivne

steder brände vor tids värste

ondskab af, den såkaldte

profet muhammed.

Vi afbrändte muhammed 3

steder i landet. Vi frigiver

nu videoen fra den förste

afbränding. De 2 andre

afbrändinger der fandt

sted frigiver vi d. 23.

juli og d. 23 august.

For et muhammedaner-frit

Danmark!

Therefor on Saint Hans’ Eve,

June 23rd 2007, on 3 unnamed

locations we will burn the worst evil

of our time, the so called

prophet Mohammed.

We burned Mohammed on 3

locations in the country.

We now release the video from the first

burning. The 2 other

burnings that took place

we will release on July 23rd

and August 23rd.

For a Mohammedan-free

Denmark!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivqcOUWjsWw

Global Warming, Chads and Schmuckville

Jackie Mason is one of my favorites, Check this article and Laugh Loud

Live From New York
Methane He Doth Protest Too Much
By Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder
Published 5/3/2007 12:07:25 AM

When we wrote about Gore in our first book, we intended to leave him behind like a chewed-over pastrami sandwich left on a delicatessen table and move on to other Schmucks in our on-going tour of Schmuckville. But he does not permit us to do so.

We believed Al Gore would be happily retired, adrift in his delusions of inventing the Internet and discovering the Love Canal (which, our neighbor Benny, the defrocked pharmacist — who lost his license for selling Viagra to Muslim undertakers to be placed in coffins in case the departed ran out steam when they met their allotted forty virgins — explained had something to do with female anatomy). We thought, like a punch drunk fighter, he would spent the rest of his days boring people, explaining he wuz robbed by the referee, and could’ve been a champion.

However, leaving his Chads behind — and from the look of Gore today — we have an idea of where he stuffed them, he now became the Guru of Global Warming.

Global Warming is a highly politicized subject, so inculcated into our collective psyches by the liberal media as a reality, that notwithstanding the fact hundreds of scientists believe it is a merely a cyclical phenomenon that has existed for thousands of years, to even question its existence relegates you to the insanity of a Holocaust denier.

Gore, with no scientific training, other than that of supporting Clinton’s penetrating explorations into assorted body parts of ladies who had the happy or unhappy experiences of being after hours visitors to the Oval Office, assumed the role of the validator and spokesperson for Global Warming. He even made a movie about it, and in fact won an Academy Award for it.

Suddenly, all of this somehow propelled him into being a potential candidate for President. To prove how serious he was, he started losing weight. We have heard of women who lose weight to get into last summer’s bikini, and of old men who also lose weight to stuff themselves into ancient tuxedos or new young girl friends, but this is a historic first: joining Weight Watchers to become President.

Now, we are not scientists, but, to us, the winters seem colder not hotter. The Carbon Dioxide that is supposed to be the villain, is actually good not bad for trees, which everybody says are good for the planet. In fact, governments all over the world are expending effort and money to preserve the forests and plant new trees. The statistics show that using alternate fuels for automobiles actually costs more (considering government subsidies) and in the long run requires greater overall energy consumption than does gasoline.

Apparently, a great deal of the ozone problem is caused by methane gas, a principal source being the flatulence of cows. Our unworthy thought it may be more efficient and less costly to buy some Gas-X for the cows than the more sophisticated and costly alternative means suggested.

All of Gore’s sputterings might be the proper subject of honest debate, expect for one thing. Gore, as we have all now learned, is patently a hypocrite. He lives in a house that in one week, consumes twenty times the yearly energy use of an average home, and he flies around in private planes consuming vast amounts of fossil fuel and spewing enormous quantities of hurtful gasses into the atmosphere. His justification: He purchases Carbon Credits.

While few in the world can understand exactly what they are, in principle the credits are traded, for a fee, by middlemen, with the extreme offenders of pollution being made to pay money — that, in effect become the “credits.” These are now placed into an exchange, and then sold to other violators — like Gore. All of this does not change the amount of carbon produced one bit, but does produce a profit for the exchange company. Oh yes, did we forget to mention — you guessed it — Gore owns a carbon exchange company?

The proponents of Global Warming say that in a hundred years, the ocean temperature will rise five degrees and, because of melting icebergs, the Atlantic Ocean will extend into the land an additional nine inches. Just in case, we will definitely sell our Miami Beach condominiums in ninety years. Of course, if Gore will just shut up, the hot air lost may be just enough to save the icebergs.

Jackie Mason is a comedian. Raoul Felder is an attorney. Their new book is entitled Schmucks!: Our Favorite Fakes, Frauds, Lowlifes, Liars, the Armed and Dangerous, and Good Guys Gone Bad (HarperCollins). It has been denounced by New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

Former President Clinton to be “Ambassador to the World”

Mike Glover, Associated Press reported Saturday April 21st, that Hillary Rodham Clinton said Saturday that if she is elected president, she would make her husband a roaming ambassador to the world.

Henry Wotton, Sr., said “An ambassador is a man of virtue sent to lie abroad for his country”. While most people can say with certainty that Former President Clinton is capable of lying, it remains to be seen if he has recently acquired virtue.

As the Associated press pointed out, former president Clinton was impeached after lying during one particular deposition regarding one particular sexual harassment law suit. This deposition was for Paula Jones, one of several women who had charged that Clinton had sexually harassed and or raped them.

Clinton was found guilty of contempt by the courts, and had his license to practice law suspended by both the state of Arkansas and the United States Supreme Court.

Today, through the efforts of revisionists and the liberal activists that control the lion’s share of the American media, many people have forgotten that the issue at the core of the case was and is the charges of rape and sexual harassment brought by not one but several different women.

“Clinton did not have sex with aide”

Hillary

Hillary Clinton 2008